ba ba ba lu lu lu yo ga

Hypnotic. Mesmerising. Enchanting. A solution to violent behaviour. This has been found, found far, far away, under a mackenzie, near an area that stokes so many, as rebels would lay down their arms, and then open their arms. MauiSkiBus felt this this, had no need to lay down arms, but did open up the arms. Sounds emitted from this gracious voice would hypnotize the violent, should be sent by loudspeaker, as the arms would be laid to rest.

A yoga instructor does as the name states, instruct yoga. A voice must be used and MauiSkiBus found the voice to soothe all of the so called tough violent souls on planet Earth. This solution is simple. Just make them listen to the voice of Sheri, a Balu Yoga co-owner in Revelstoke, British Columbia. Done. No more violence, arms would be laid done, and their own arms would be opened to an additional benefit of yoga. Balu’s other co-owner, Noelle,  has the determined look to make this happen. Simple solution to no more violence.

MauiSkiBus is not a powder ski bum, is just a tropical ski bum that loves the ski life and spending a day on the mountain. Revelstoke Ski Resort was able to give MauiSkiBus some moguls, those at times hated rolling bumps that are formed by skier’s turns. Yes, it is hell on the joints, especially the knees. Miss sweet Sheri came up with what she calls “the Hawaiian Splits” just for MauiSkiBus. Not really a traditional split, more of a torture chamber twist, and with that smooth hypnotic voice, MauiSkiBus was under her verbal command. If she can remove the soreness from a day of mogul skiing that fast, she could remove the violence from those souls that carry it.

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