Maui Ski Bus

One of the things that our busy society wants is easy. Easy to make dinners, just zap it with a little nuke energy in the wave. Easy recliners, easy smart phones{is this possible?}. Easy weddings, right! Easy and fast jet rides, hoping to get it easier with a free upgrade into first class. So easy those silly cavemen use it. Easy to get fit, just use any workout machine from an informercial. Some you only need to use for five minutes, three times a week. Or the easy to swallow pill to get fit. Forget about swallowing it, you might have to grind it. Or then there is the grind of that grouse that will kick your butt. Get on it or get on up it.

Drive into North Van, hop on the Grouse Gondola, click into skis. Easy.

Ski resorts stay busy with people that want to enjoy slopes or activities that require snow. One resort that MauiSkiBus visited seemd to be busy with fit humans that had no real desire to enjoy the snow. In fact, the snow impedes their time up, up under a gondola that the other humans were on to get to their beloved snow. One set of human grinds up and the other set of humans slides down. One dresses to stay cool and one dresses to stay warm. Thye both meet at the top, the ones that did the grind up then going down with a sweat and the other clicking into their skis to start their slide down.

MauiSkiBus had a dangerous cliff face named after it at Grouse Mtn.

North Vancouver has something very unique with their ski mountian that overlooks their famous city. The bird that lives up here hides in the bushes and the slopes are often in hiding due to the clouds that linger here, depositing heaps of snow to the delight of many. Grouse Mountain, an EASY drive from Vancouver, is famous for their Grouse Grind, an uphill trek to the top of the gondola that deposits skiers to those hidden slopes. Fit lives here and busy is not the word to describe the scene. MauiSkiBus parked at the base of the Grouse gondola late at night and Gykaiya was busy at 6:00am with the early risers wanting the hard trek up of the Grouse Grind.

Christina of Grouse Mountain, B.C., signed the jacket of MauiSkiBus.

MauiSkiBus visited the ski patrol, was invited to do some mountain inspection on some cliff faces, and had the honor to have an un-named cliff named after MauiSkiBus. An unseen Sarah made sure that the mountain manager Erik was there for the Google show, a new view of ski resorts that a computer screen will soon show. Grouse is known for the snow above Vancouver and shares this with their version of a sno-limo, for those more immobile that want to get out and enjoy. Gettin’ it easy can be had here, but the Grouse Grind is for the ones that want it hard. Onward Grouse Warriors!

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Rings. First thought?…….. Diamond ring. Singular. Needs to be plural. Next thought……. telephone. Not a really a device that rings anymore, as there are too many ringtones that do not sound like a ring anymore. Maybe qualifies as rings. Next……. piston. Good for men, not much of a desire for most ladies. It does qualify as rings though. Another hint. These rings happen every four years…… oh….as in O…..lympics. Press release. Cy went from the sea to snow to see the five rings.

Recycling everywhere in the world should be this easy to use. Right on Cypress Mt.!

Not many ski areas have an easy access that actually starts from the sea. In fact, MauiSkiBus only knows of one, and has a Maui present for any that can help name another. The drive up to this resort made famous by the rings of the Winter Olympics of 2004 are north of the city of Van, as in North Van, BC. Add in some midwest base here and what pops up is why Cy had the Press release made public. Add some master skills of a Joeffery, place the five rings front and center, see that the sisters of Boyne are pure, and what is emitted is Cypress Mountain, one of the many sisters that are of the Boyne clan and the only one with Olympic honors, and a real base at the sea, next to the might Pacific.

The Olympic rings behind world known dogs from Maui.

The ski patrol was tired of digging snow, so MauiSkiBus stepped in to help.

This adventure that MauiSkiBus is on has new surprises nearly everyday and Cypress Mountain was not anywhere near a dis-appointment. From the front row parking, the happy attitude of a lift operator from Rio when he recieved a MauiSkiBus sticker, to the sweet marketing ladies and the photos they took. Plus a fireplace that looked better than the Olympic slopes outside and definitly better than the ski patrol snow removal work. An invite was given and MauiSkiBus had the oppurtunity to meet some fantastic employees of Cypress Mt., partial sight of the 2004 Winter Olympics. The five rings of the Olympics stand proud here, next to the proud skiers/snowboarders that drive from the sea below to the snow of Cy’s Press release.

Cypress Mtn., BC., made the MauiSkiBus jacket.

Fueds. Simple minds talk about people, average minds speak of events, and great minds discuss ideas. Energy that goes over there in anguish, should stay over here and go forward. A door can close or it can slam. It might slam hard enough to open another. A valley outside a metropolis has the rumblings of some winter fued decended from the times that the five rings of the O was here. Never need heed, this land of the Callaghan Country, next to the nordic jumps high on the ridge, and down from the ski metropolis of the black Whiz..Per, is really still as a brad nail already set. Get on, get past, and leave the other side to fued alone.

A rolling black lab mix snow baby.

The sounds of silence were enjoyed by Gykaiya and Franklin at Callaghan Nordic

Nordic skiing is a great way for a non-skiing family to get into a great winter activity. A sport can be made of nordic skiing, however, it can be intimidating. Get out there, go see the winter nature, and a great location in in the country run by the Brad, a master at winter rescue, a delight to speak with, and the energy of a little boy when MauiSkiBus came to visit his nordic center.Legs of MauiSkiBus were not ready to do nordic as a sport, so it was nordic as a winter activity. The sight and soft subtle sounds of the wilderness in the depth of  winter can be had at Callaghan Nordic Center, a short stroll down from the home of the 2008 Winter Olympics in Whistler, B.C. There is no reason that a non-skiing family can not afford or enjoy a day at Callaghan Nordic, there only excuses.

Brad Sills is famous in the Whistler area. Modest is awesome another word he is.

Instead of nailing a brad, drill a Brad for stories of winter rescues, of treacherous avalanches, of ones that pushed too hard and lost to the cold of the winter. An education can be had here, one not found in a book or classroom. Another added benefit, texting is not here, have the younger dudes see the messages that a mother of winter leaves for all too see. The messages are there, see them at Callaghan Nordic, BC.

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The sub-conscious part of the mind may never be understood completly by researchers and that is part of the reason that many mind researchers are mad or go mad. Hyponosis gets into the deeper part of one’s mind, but it so easy to be, just stay in the now conscious state, just go to the easier side, just stay to the right at the starting point, just use your brush on the whistle side. For the black opposite the whistle will intimidate, will drive the wanna bes away. MauiSkiBus saved itself, saved some power juice in the legs, to attack the black, to part it from a brush down to a comb.

These ambassadors of the black mtn. wanted on MauiSkiBus, but needed a note from their husbands.

Legend has it that these Black Elk horns impaled five ski patrollers.

One chair at the base of the black leads to another that leads to another and there’s gonna be a showdown at the tee bar going to the tip of the land iceberg, the glacier high above the black lands. Running a comb through the snow this high up will leave snow that willingly asks to be used, over and over again, with no thank-yous needed. This is the spot to let it rip, give it your all, as the name next door is in the light and known all over the world and your name is in the dark, the black, the deeper part of ski sub-consciousness. Adding a little pakalolo might not be legal, but here you can glide down as fast as you desire, leaving the snow on fire, letting others smell your burn.

MauiSkiBus has fans from Korea now. They are armed with weapons pointed north.

Combing your hair after a day here on the slopes of black, shows a show off. Just Let It Be, just rip and sweat, top to bottom in the glacier is the call, stop only when the bell rings the day is over. Social Whiz…Pers next door, here the black will weed out the ones that belong elsewhere. Get it On here, see it to the end, fly by the mind shrink, these are the runs for legs that boast Bring it On. MauiSkiBus has studied hypnosis and was just one bit of a step ahead of the light of the black, combing down its mogul runs with grace and ease, splitting the crowd resting on the top to bottom glacier runs, and paying the price after the bell rang the round was over. #89 is not a 98 pound weakling, it is just MauiSkiBus hypnotized the combed runs of this black mountain.

Canada has many things to be proud about and the Whistler-Blackcomb operations is tops.

Until we meet again.

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MauiSkiBus is here next to Waldo.

Many ski resorts across the western USA/Canada are nestled high up in the mountains, requiring a drive up steep so/so paved or gravel roads. For miles ans miles, MauiSkiBus has driven to numerous resorts this way, sometimes in the day, sometimes with snow falling, and sometimes at night with snow falling. A metropolis of a resort made #88, did not have any steep roads to it or away from it, had undeveloped forest land at the beginning and at the end, was the owner of five rings, and is known at every ski town, ski shop, and on the lips of every skier/snowboarder in the world. It only needs a whiz…per on those lips to be known.

Whistler ski patroller Ryan skied with MauiSkiBus and showed off his magic ski poles.

The base area of this concentrated metropolis of a ski resort has a magical feel of a still being lost in the woods. With two access points upward, one being split by the black atom next to the brush, international runs here. Just sit in any of the courtyards of any of the plazas and languages of the world will be heard. Dollars run high here, snow is higher, and the slopes rise highest, so far the word glacier can be said with that soft whiz…per.

If the statement, “I’m bored” or any version of it is uttered, send that soul far away. A day here or a few, much to say a week, is not enough to hear all that whistles here to do. One run down from top to bottom is equal to the vertical of a mile, forget the distance of the slope itself, as thighs will say, “No Way” with a strong lactacted voice. The events of the first set of rings are past the 20 plus ten, however, the five rings of the International O will be sure to return here, minus any ski events in the city of van a mere distance away.

Under these umbrellas, an international crowd is Whiz..Pering to each other

Try it. Try to Whistle, or Whiz..Per, just try to say I made resy’s for the place up from the van, the place to never be bored. A loner will not last, as a whsipering Peter the Great, the marketing lad of this ski metropolis, was on it for MauiSkiBus, with a double pass for both ski resort loves here and hints on the secure parking for MauiSkiBus. Even in this metropolis, his name was not hidden night or day, as Ben Day, of the Blackcomb Lodge, on the opposite side of the black brush, knew Peter the Great of Whiz..per.

If one can not figure the name of this resort, no more need to be said. This metropolis does not need to ask, as it will attract and attract, over and over again. MauiSkiBus was given rooms via Whistler Premier, spent time on an electronic keyboard device, and did not get to enjoy all that the the metropolis of Whiz..per has to offer.

Taking the Peak2Peak tram is like a first class ticket between two bits of snow paradise.

The winter of 2011-2012 has seen an abnormal amount of ski fatalities. A mention of a farewell “Aloha” to ski patroller Duncan MacKenzie. May you Whiz..Per the sounds of steep and deep down from the heavens.

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The north shore of Kauai has cliffs that decend from the clouds to the sea, a sight that should not be seen only once. These red, orange, and green hued cliffs drop thousands and thousands of feet from the peaks hidden far above the sea. Near the base of these cliffs, is a trail that goes up and down and up and down over vertical spine ridges. This trail is called the Na Pali trail and is mostly an extreme hike. Backpackers take all day in the hot sun to transgress the eleven mile hike. MauiSkiBus has legs to do it in and out in one day. This is nothing compared to traveling around the world by hand and wheel.

Going from the peaks that can loop around mental corners, a man wheeled, with hands that were powered by a fall, a fall not from grace, but a fall towards the sun. And then the chair came to a place, a place high above the can of loop, where the green feline mastered the snow, above the peak,  but far below the sun. MauiSkiBus arrived late at night, again, found the spot, and a bit of yellow was seen by a nance and a hanse, as in Nancy Green and Rick Hansen, two of Canada’s most popular athletes. A young unseen Chelsey wanted MauiSkiBus to moor on a different scheduled day to add some yellow to to the sun shining down on the 50th anniversary of these peaks.

Rick Hansen added Sun Peaks and signed to the jacket of MauiSkiBus

A simple bit of a drive north from Kamloops, BC, is Sun Peaks Ski Resort, a northern feel of a Beaver Creek or Squaw Valley. The design of the lodge area is geared to walkers and skiers, as both have their paths throughout the village. An unwritten local motto hear is you won’t get married to Sun Peaks, however you may get engaged. Pride of this ski resort is here, as the locals love their slopes, decorate their own slope side Christmas trees, and plant spring time flowers to add some color to the heaps of white snow. Politicians do not need to campaign here, as the watchful eye of authority is administered from the mayor’s office, slopeside.

A broken binding needed a sailors knot to get the off duty ski patroller down Sun Peaks

It was an honor for MauiSkiBus to be invited to Sun Peaks on a special occasion and an addtional honor was to ski with two ski patrollers, even helping one patroller when his binding broke. From a highly decorated female Canadian Olympian, a famous round-the-world wheelchair record holder, the actual real life mayor, and a broken down ski patroller, Sun Peaks, BC, enlightened MauiSkiBus to keep the focus on the importance of each correct turn.

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The mayor of Kamloops used MauiSkiBus for a compaign stop at Sun Peaks.

The island of Kauai has a northshore cliff shoreline called

Na Pali

Anuenue, pronounced “ah new aye new aye”, means rainbow in Hawaiian. Often in the early morning, when standing on the beach,  looking to the western horizon, rainbows form at sea. At sunset, most miss the rainbows, as most look to the west to see the sunset, while beautiful Hawaiian rainbows form behind them, with the green of the mountains as the backdrop. Anuenue colors of the rainbow , minus a sliver, can be found, on a slope, under a star.

Such a beautiful sight for a tropical ski bum.

The Hawaiians Islands have many colors and the slopes of ski slopes usaully have only two, white of the snow and green of the various types of pine trees. Driving up to resort that did not #86 MauiSkiBus, anuenue colors were to be seen. Blends of blues, surrounded soft yellows, then add in a bit of vibrant green, and of course, sexy red, was a star minus a sliver of of a view. The sliver of view was not down or up, as this star resort sits in the middle. Snow does fall, blending all to white, however an anuenue glows through. The village of the sliver of Silver of the snow Star, is painted vibrant rainbow colors, easy to uplift any spirits.

SilverStar resreved the whole mountain just for MauiSkiBus.

MauiSkiBus drove from Silver’s star sister, Big White at night, and stopped at the canyon entrance at an awesome olympus of a bike shop for the night. Upon the west street shore came an anuenue of a Pete, owner of said shop, a welcome was given, a time was set, and MauiSkiBus skied SilverStar as the MauiStar with the SilverStarSkiers. A comet of six was followed down slopes reserved for the SSS dudes and MauiSkiBus made their own lines.

Hands up against the wall, MauiSkiBus!

Welcome greetings, the Canadian way, was given by a Robin and a staff of chicks, to MauiSkiBus upon arrival to their silver nest. Upon a departure of the anuenue ski village, MauiSkiBus didn’t need long johns for that Hawaiian nite breeze warmth. #86 resort, belongs to Jim ster and staff at SilverStar, BC.

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MauiSkiBus getting a taste of the tropics.

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Number one question is? Which ski resort is MauiSkiBus’s favorite? Answer? Next question.

One ranks as the #1 in the “What is This”, category and that was also confirmed by other credible professional ski industry sources MauiSkiBus had met.

No resort on this quest to ski 100 different western USA/Canada ski slopes can be ranked #1. Too many people love and cherish their hometown ski hill, mid-size ripper areas, and world class rated ski resorts. MauiSkiBus has enjoyed this quest and it is even more important now to focus on each turn on each run at each resort to reach 100.

White lines, miles upon miles, kliometers upon kliometers of white lines looked up at a yellow streak. Focus froward, look to the rear, whites lines come, white lines leave. On a direction for big snow, piles and piles on either side of the white line was the yellow streak. Far up the white line went, to big slopes of snow, greeting the yellow of MauiSkiBus, high above the white grapes of Kelowna.

Franklin was on the attack after this big moose.

So big was this resort surround by the white from the sky, was miles upon miles, kilometers upon kilometers, of big wide open slopes. Great genuine greetings came from a Vic, right on key, greetings from the core of bid white. An invite was given, a decend on a free gondi, equipped with a GPS Gavin, MauiSkiBus was placed next to the core of the soul of Big White. Being a core of dog friendly lovers, Gykaiya and Franklin were to become a big hit at Big White. Franklin, the ham of a Dachshund mix, gathered acclaims for his heroic rescue of an Aussie lass.

Frranklin was at hit at Big White and found true love in an Aussie lass.

Big White, British Columbia is more than a big ski mountain, it is a big resort, having three base sub-cores to gather at the no lift line up to those miles upon miles, kilometers upon kilometers, white slopes. Dancing was easy on white skis, just hold that line down the white trails through the pines covered in white. A twist and a turn over that white line creates runs to dart left and right. MauiSkiBus had never been to this big land of BC white and used one of the sub-core lift lots to replenish sleep, as two dogs from Maui played in the white beautiful snow of Big White.

For the love of God, MauiSkiBus is glad Franklin didn't see these sleigh horses.

This is the only surviving witness that saw the ape throw the bus to the X spot.

MauiSkiBus has driven over 9,000 miles so far on this unique quest to attempt to ski 100 different western USA/Canada resorts and one thing is common in both countries. That one thing will be held for a bit, while the differances will be shared first. The USA has better quality roads, Canada has litter boxes all over the place, the USA Americans drive faster, Canada doesn’t use gravel on the roads, they use pebbles, the USA has Starbucks everywhere, Canada has Tim Hortons, and the common thing, junk. Not just a little bit of junk, but piles and piles of junk. On Indian Reservations, on centuries old farms, in abandoned fields, just junk. Old cars piled on old cars, farm equipment that saw its last use in WWII. Semi trailors parked in the middle of field in the middle of what seems to be the middle of nowhere. Mobile homes, far from any current use, far from any form of beauty. RV’s, cranes, and those buses. When MauiSkiBus drives by a wasted disepected bus, a cringe can be felt inside her. When an ape the size of King Kong, picked up a bus, threw it, and when it landed on the X, a new use for a bus happened.

The west has resorts that are entry level, ones that are a bit bigger, but offer no lodging, ones that are mid-size with lodging, and then the massive resorts, ones that are easy to get lost in. The creative use of an abandoned bus planted at the X by the ape, is a mid-size resort with romantic lodging, far up a gravel road, above the grapes fields of the lower Okanagon Valley. It seemed that MauiSkiBus went up this road, and then up, and finally down into the base village, looking around from that ape that knew the X spot.

MauiSkiBus hired an Ape X grommt to tag this bus.

A cough up a tick emited from James at the marketing counter bar and MauiSkiBus was on its way, past the X wise man, that had really seen the ape, to search for the beacon on the snow fields. A chute of special k x 2, gromits leading to a magnum gunbarrel,and a dirty harry getting confused by make my pea, were all pale to the spec of diamond lil. The great ape of X must be hiding near, trying to be a claimjumper, at the revived apex life of that forgotten bus.

Apex Mountain is a romantic mid-size ski resort with a drive down feel, at the base of the recycled school bus set to be used by a new generation winter sports gromits. To see a former yellow school, placed 45% in meters deep snow, was a terrific use of an old bus. MauiSkiBus was able to rest, without a cringe, in the parking at peace, while legs of latic acid, followed lads of five and seven, down the double diamonds of Apex Mountain. Now how to re-cycle an abandoned mobile home?

Apex Mountain even re-cylces snow for a cozy sofa.

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