This is the only surviving witness that saw the ape throw the bus to the X spot.
MauiSkiBus has driven over 9,000 miles so far on this unique quest to attempt to ski 100 different western USA/Canada resorts and one thing is common in both countries. That one thing will be held for a bit, while the differances will be shared first. The USA has better quality roads, Canada has litter boxes all over the place, the USA Americans drive faster, Canada doesn’t use gravel on the roads, they use pebbles, the USA has Starbucks everywhere, Canada has Tim Hortons, and the common thing, junk. Not just a little bit of junk, but piles and piles of junk. On Indian Reservations, on centuries old farms, in abandoned fields, just junk. Old cars piled on old cars, farm equipment that saw its last use in WWII. Semi trailors parked in the middle of field in the middle of what seems to be the middle of nowhere. Mobile homes, far from any current use, far from any form of beauty. RV’s, cranes, and those buses. When MauiSkiBus drives by a wasted disepected bus, a cringe can be felt inside her. When an ape the size of King Kong, picked up a bus, threw it, and when it landed on the X, a new use for a bus happened.
The west has resorts that are entry level, ones that are a bit bigger, but offer no lodging, ones that are mid-size with lodging, and then the massive resorts, ones that are easy to get lost in. The creative use of an abandoned bus planted at the X by the ape, is a mid-size resort with romantic lodging, far up a gravel road, above the grapes fields of the lower Okanagon Valley. It seemed that MauiSkiBus went up this road, and then up, and finally down into the base village, looking around from that ape that knew the X spot.
MauiSkiBus hired an Ape X grommt to tag this bus.
A cough up a tick emited from James at the marketing counter bar and MauiSkiBus was on its way, past the X wise man, that had really seen the ape, to search for the beacon on the snow fields. A chute of special k x 2, gromits leading to a magnum gunbarrel,and a dirty harry getting confused by make my pea, were all pale to the spec of diamond lil. The great ape of X must be hiding near, trying to be a claimjumper, at the revived apex life of that forgotten bus.
Apex Mountain is a romantic mid-size ski resort with a drive down feel, at the base of the recycled school bus set to be used by a new generation winter sports gromits. To see a former yellow school, placed 45% in meters deep snow, was a terrific use of an old bus. MauiSkiBus was able to rest, without a cringe, in the parking at peace, while legs of latic acid, followed lads of five and seven, down the double diamonds of Apex Mountain. Now how to re-cycle an abandoned mobile home?
Apex Mountain even re-cylces snow for a cozy sofa.
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