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The use of this excrement bowl may lead to death by ava-flush. There are five more bowls high above you, six if you really count, plus a peak, that will also lead to death by ava-lanche. In case of an accidental ava-flush, Antonio is the plumber, butt he is usually playing in the snow furr above his knee and will not be back to assess your grave ava-flush situation until four. Saturdays and Sundays are overtime and death by ava-flush may exceed your credit limit, so a “furr above your knee” ava-flush beacon is reccommended. Others may enter and rest in this room at their own risk, while you may be under the serious pile of, due to the high risk of ava-flush.
That is THE PEAK, the peak where the snowy furr is above the knees.
Danger. Skiing at a resort that offers a high level of difficult terrain is dangerous. That last breath happens at the more dangerous resorts all over the world, and is becoming more frequent in the ever more popular backcountry skiing. Will ultra experts skiers stop pushing the limits on radical slopes? No way. It will only become more popular, even with the high risks involved. Are resorts liable if someone kicks the snow bucket on their ski slopes? Not with the current discalimers all see when they buy a ticket.
MauiSkiBus visited a resort that is legendary for its master of masters difficult terrain. The snow furr above the knee, which is, drum roll, quiet please, and the name is……Fernie. No more needs to be said. It is well known among the best of the best of what Fernie has to offer, one of the triplets in BC of Resorts of the Canadian Rockies. Wanna ride hard and put yourself away wet? Do Fernie. Be smart, as smart stops by to see the Fernie Ski Patrol base gingerbread home, before one drops in to the potential ava-lanche.
Vehicle awaiting the fools of Fernie. See Ski Patrol first to avoid.
Salt is what will melt snow and ice and the Pepper of Fernie, like a PR Karen, made sure MauiSkiBus was at the village base, under the legendary ski bowls of Fernie. High, real high above, an “on it now” Matt Dude of RCR, saw to it MauiSkiBus had the way cute Aussie Centine doing a dance while she was also doing an interview. Fernie should add “Snowy Furr Above Your Knee”, as deep as it gets here.
P.S Disclaimer MauiSkiBus does not respond to rescue calls in case of an ava-flush.
Fernie, BC. #73 resort.